Sunday, June 12, 2016

Car Eddies

When I was a young guy there were a few of my friends who were "Car Eddies".  They were constantly tearing apart cars and fixing them up.  They knew the difference between carburettors and crankshafts.  At the local high school, these dudes were the Fonz before he was invented.  They lowered their rods, "frenched" their fenders and "bobbed"  their buckets...these guys were the coolest, and they always seemed to have the cutest girlfriends.

Well, I wasn't exactly a stupid guy, back then, and I soon figured out that a there was a better chance for a girlfriend if I had a cool car.  Between two or three paper routes and a very lucrative garbage collection business, I was soon able to purchase my first car.  I forget how much I paid for that Austin A40, and it certainly wasn't the '49 Ford that I lusted after, but it did provide that freedom and independence that I yearned for.    I soon found out, after my first fender-bender, that while I fancied myself as a mechanic, a Car Eddie I was not.  It took me two weeks to figure out how to get the fender off that old car, and twice as long to get it hammered out and painted.   Over time I realized that my skills as a mechanic were limited to the fantasies from car magazines which I devoured, and not necessarily from any native understanding or ability to diagnose the finer points of a four-banger.

To this day, I fight those memories of a less than stellar experience in the family garage as tools did not fit nuts, and cars and motorcycles remained broken much longer than they should have, if I were a real Car Eddie.  I still buy too many tools, and sometimes tackle issues which should be left to the experts, hoping to gain that status lost in the fog of youthful fantasies.

So the sight of a "Car Show" sign on the outskirts of Williams' Lake brought me back from my reverie about high school girl friends and I knew it was time for a break from the road heading to Alaska.

Sure ennough, I came upon a great collection of cars and people who were the Car Eddies of today, albeit somewhat plumper and mostly grayer.  I recognized the glint in the guys eyes as they glossed over the chopped and channeled rods, and listened to the roar of a 427 blasting down the street.  For a little while as I wandered the streets of Williams' Lake, I had regained that youthful dream of being a Car Eddy.

To make my fantasy complete,  I found the girl that I had eluded me  from fifty years ago.  Although somewhat older and a little more worn about the edges, there she was, dyed brunette hair bouffed out and the proud owner of not one, but two 57 Chevies.  We chatted and did the boy-girl thing...both of us in our late 60's and me in my dirty riding pants and scruffy boots.  My high school fantasy was alive and well, and living somewhere in the central Interior,  with two beautiful Chevies and some mop-eared lap dog.  For a brief time, both of us were back to the days of the Dip, the rides to Kelowna and  the A&W, and the even faster rides through the back lanes and roads where the cops did not go...

After I returned to the bike, the ADV bird which sits on my shoulder said: "If you didn't take a picture, it didn't happen."  Well, you will just have to take my word for it, that she is out there, cruising in her beautiful black and white 57 Chevy, while I sit waiting for parts and relearning the lesson about patience.

For those Car Eddies who are true wrenchers and their respective girls who did hang with their guys,  the following photos are a tribute to a time gone by, when we were all a bit more innocent.

















This is for you, Nick A. (Car Eddie extraordinaire)

































So that is my story, and I am sticking to it.





Saturday, June 11, 2016

Armstrong Angels


Here I am in the wonderful city of Anchorage, Alaska.  It is nine in the evening, and the sun is shining as if it were three in the afternoon.  I certainly managed to find my way out of the west coast winter doldrums, although it did take more time and planning for this round of Rambles.

The year had started off with a good dose of those January high days, where the winter sun shines on the village, and the water is a cold and flat calm, reflecting the odd fluffy cloud.




With my Africa trip bundled on the back of the boat, I could not turn down the opportunity for some substitute teaching work in Zeballos, a community close to Tahsis by water.

Some members of the staff and student population were working very hard on preparing materials for the School potlatch, scheduled for May of this year.






I was getting Spring fever, and Mom's dogwood was out and the poppies were coming along...it was time for a short ride to the Okanagan to see how the Armstrong crew had fared over the winter.




Sure enough, I found the boys were practicing their riding and as anxious to ride as I was.  Santa Claus had been good to them, and a nice little red and white was now part of their stable.  The boys were practicing good riding techniques and being very careful...


This is the look of a young man who needs some horsepower under him.  The days of the Strider are coming to an end.  He is determined to ride like his brother.  Let's hope he learns to look where he is going, as Keenan tends to ride with abandon, and not fully appreciate the consequences of gravity.


Thumbs up to Liam.  Trainers are off, and he is doing an excellent job of watching where he is going.



"It's okay, Mom...I can handle this"

Time to clean the bikes..



Time out to operate Grandpa's shovel...


We have another budding photographer in the family.  Liam caught Mom and Dad and Aunty relaxing...


Keenan decided that Tess needed some cleaning....


He is also in the process of teaching Aunty how to fly on the trampoline...



" Aunty is so cool and plays with us..."

"Like this Aunty!!"



 "Watch out, Jasper!"

Now Aunty is going to ride too...


 "Hmm...I wonder about the fstop.."


Off to school after a hug for Mom...

I visited my cousins in Vernon.  Jacqui's horses are glad to be back in B.C.


I couldn't leave the Okanagan without a visit to the hills where I spent my youth.  The Sunflowers were always a sign that Mothers' Day was coming....


I can barely see the old family home, down near the lake shore of Kalamalka.  When I was a kid, all of those hills were bare, full of groundhogs, pheasants, and sagebrush.  A wonderful place to grow up...



I wandered back to the coast, taking some backroads behind Cache Creek and ending up in Ashcroft.  I had worked at Lornex Mines back in the seventies, and it was a bit of a trip back down memory lane to see the town again.



I hadn't been away from Tahsis that long, and the Poppies were in full bloom.



Now that I knew the Armstrong Angels were riding, it was time for me to get my act together and head north.